Massive Giveaway - Quitting EQ

[Poetic]

While listlessly lazily grinding one night,
I clicked on a mob to a wave of delight!
'What time-wasting wonder,' I pondered with glee,
'Will dally my duties as long as can be?'

Alas, to my sorrow, I gloomily read:
'Just get off of Everquest, and function instead!'
The words were an omen of guilt and of shame -
I had no excuses; my reasons were lame.

'All right then, I'll do it!' I forcibly swore.
'I'll do all the things that I need to and more!
I'm quitting the game, and I'm clearing my head!
I'll do it! I'll do it... tomorrow,' I said.