Why are people who play Bards so bad at life?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Yet another jealous, talentless plebeian hoping to downplay my artistic prowess. You can accuse me of whatever malady you wish, it won't subtract from that fact that a) my art is astounding and yours will never compare, and 2) going in circles for hours at a time is indicative of one's lack of potential elsewhere in life.