The Chronicles of Smarmia: ***OFFICIAL***-S.o.R.P. YT Tracking

[maskedmelon]

I am pleased we have found agreement but for the cryptic passages uncovered by our honorable Official Flummoxer & Sufferer of Perpetual Collywobbles, Forward Vanguard Shock Trooper, Head Fondler of Spiritual Manuscripts, Keeper of the Tome of the Retarded God.

I agree with the interpretation on heresy. To my knowledge, Infidel Kekephee does not stand accused of heresy. To the contrary, he has only demonstrated exemplary retardation such that should be embraced by our fine order less we embrace the ruinous vice of hypocrisy. Indeed our own Filbus, He Who Has Seen the Retarded God would not be a part of our fine Society had we held to such rigid interpretations.

Let us embrace the one undieing principle of illustrious Society and of our Lord, the Retarded God I deed and thought: principle of divinely inspire retardation. There is no denying Kekephee has been touched by retardation, by our Retarded God.