Is Swish in reality a crazy cat lady?

[Emjaye]

I believe Swish is sitting in an adult daycare center high on meds so his friends and family don't have to deal with him. He is sitting in the happy farms computer lab as we speak jamming f5 on his keyboard. Obnoxious spam poster with very little knowledge of the game and seeing his mentally disabled posts in every single thread on these forums for the last 3 years brings the overall quality of the site down.

The P1999 forum archives are filled with drivel from Swish trying to interject himself into every single discussion and thread. The vast majority of his posts don't even have substance, just some sort of post themed 'hey everyone look at me I still exist' update every 5 minutes. I am not a doctor but clearly there is a cognitive disability here. There seems to be a cat obsession as well.