Save The Holgresh Foundation

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Save the Holgresh! The overhunting of this fragile species means the holgresh are now endangered in their native habitat. For just 1pp a month, or 33cp a day, you can help save them from extinction. Your donation means you will receive a photo of the holgresh you're supporting every month, a personal letter of gratitude written by the holgresh in blood*, and a weekly recording of the screeching of your sponsored holgresh as proof of life.

* No comment on whose blood

Donate and save a holgresh today!

This message brought to you by the late night roving holgresh death squad.

[Mon Oct 26 01:22:11 2015] Ceriv says out of character, 'when i get my beads i vow to start a "save the holgresh foundation" to spread the word of the harm overhunting has brought to the species’
[Mon Oct 26 01:22:24 2015] Ceriv says out of character, 'for just mear platnium a month you too can make a diffrence’
[Mon Oct 26 01:22:36 2015] You say out of character, 'Remember, only you can prevent holgresh hunting!'
[Mon Oct 26 01:22:39 2015] Laeman says out of character, 'Pras how do I contribute!’
[Mon Oct 26 01:23:14 2015] Laeman says out of character, 'Will I recieve a picture of the Holgresh im supporting every month?'
[Mon Oct 26 01:23:38 2015] Laeman says out of character, 'So i can see it grow and mature’
[Mon Oct 26 01:23:50 2015] You say out of character, 'Yes, and also a personal letter written to thank you for supporting the foundation'
[Mon Oct 26 01:24:34 2015] Trindade says out of character, 'you'll even get a weekly invoice of the screeching of your sponsored holgresh for proof of life.’
[Mon Oct 26 01:25:15 2015] Laeman says out of character, 'Pras! such a noble cause’
[Mon Oct 26 01:26:15 2015] Ceriv says out of character, 'and when your holgresh that you helped support grows old and "elder'ly" we will send it to you in the mail to humanely put it down’
[Mon Oct 26 01:26:41 2015] Laeman says out of character, 'Every 1 in 24 will contain beads in a special place.’
[Mon Oct 26 01:27:14 2015] Trindade says out of character, 'the holgresh in our program don't celebrate mardi gras!’

P.S.: This camp sucks