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Hi!

My name is Xlikx, and I'm a 14 year old necro! I like 3 things. I like dark, I like dentistry, and I like hate! For these reasons, Blackburrow is my favorite place!

First, I discuss dark. Blackburrow is dark. And since I like dark, I like blackburrow! Blackburrow is so dark that it has black in its name! Going down into Blackburrows dark with my skelly friend is always exciting. Every once in a while a fellow adventurer will shout "train to zone" and I get excited! I don't know what is really happening, but it looks like a game of tag. So one time I got on the back of the train and ran along with my new friends. But then everyone stopped running and screaming and I got punched.

Second, I discuss dentistry! My daddy is chief dentist at Court of Pain back home in Cabilis. He always say I should keep my teeth clean and practice dentistry at an early age, so I do! The gnolls in Blackburrow have great fangs I can pull on to practice dentistry! I have hundreds of fangs to share with my dad when I get home. Other kids in Blackburrow want to give to some sort of tooth fairy in Qeynos. Strange.

Finally, I discuss hate. I love hate! Everyone hates me, and everyone hates gnolls! Everywhere I go, I am hated. Everywhere I see gnolls, they are hated too! We both have hate in common. My favorite gnoll to hate is Lord Elgnub. He like deep dark place in Blackburrow too! I think he a circus gnoll...his fur is painted like a clown and he plays with snakes all day. I bet he has poor dental hygiene. I need to investigate...

With hate,
Xlikx