The story of jibeknn fandango guido

[Ghost of Jibekn]

I log into crypt with no buffs no sow, fandango and guido both with sow 2v1. I instantly start to Flee, hide around a corner equip my shield of rainbow hues at 120 PR unbuffed, double snare proc poison resist. lots of jousting happens fandango down YT by jibeknn. Begin to joust/brawl guido I can tell he is in a state of pure panic. I stick to the best of my ability, he flees into 3 sk NPC's down to mobs.

you guys suck at this game... a lot