THAT guy........

[Alawen Everywhere]

So there's this thing that happens sometimes when you live with a woman. You're doing something (playing EQ, cooking, watching the paint peel off the walls) and she walks up behind you, presses her tits against your back, sticks her tongue in your ear and her hand down your pants.

When that happens to me, the EQ gets afked, the food gets burned and the paint goes unwatched. You can do whatever you want.