Change One Letter In a Spell to Make It Absolutely Terrifying

[Droog007]

Snake - Your basic summon snake spell.
Bladecolt - I dunno, like a young male horse covered in blades. Could be dangerous.
Abundant Foot - Self explanatory
Regis - With Kathy Lee recourse
Cascade of Jail - Self explanatory
Boil Brood - Simmering children
Death Fact - Self explanatory
Drain Soup - Suddenly your bowl is empty, and you're still hungry
Eye of Momm - Self explanatory
Form of the Bowler - Bad clothes, crazy combover
Kelin's Lurid Lullaby - Self explanatory
Obsidian Shatner - Self explanatory
Skankspray - Self explanatory
Spirit of Golf - Uhh... you move really slow, and your bags are completely full
Talisman of the Fat - Group Illusion: Ogre
Wave of Mold - Self explanatory
Translocate: Tax - Bernie Sanders, baby!