I don't have a lot of success with women...

[Systolic]

1) job making more than min wage
2) shower
3) rmt your pixels and get a decent wardrobe
4) dont talk about your pixels
5) 1 hour of gym 3 times a week
6) cut out the pizza and mountain dew
7) get girl
8) keep girl around for 3 months and have her commit to you
9) forget about 1-6
10) profit