I sexually Identify as Ragnaros the Firelord. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the lava pits dropping hot fiery blasts on disgusting insects. People say to me that a person being Ragnaros is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install lava flows and majestic horns on my body. If you can't accept me you're a elementaphobe and need to check your legendary privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
i snortle everytime i see this.
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