<Dragon Food> - A Guild for Bad Players

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Bleeding to death?

Pain and Suffering got you down?

Heard the death music more times than you flushed the toilet today?

Been level 46 for the past 2 years?

Always wanted to fight dragons, but couldn't stop yourself from being distracted by all the amazing tradeskill fun that classic Everquest offers?

If you formed positive or negative answers in your mind to at least half of those questions, and you are still reading this, then you might be just what we're looking for!

<Dragon Food> - The guild for everyone who sucks at EQ!

Surround yourself with others who openly admit they're crap, and that this game confuses and frightens them, too!

You won't be judged when you stumble into that pit of magic, spell-casting scorpions and then bring them back to the group while autorunning into the wall. Wherever we go, hijinks and corpse runs will likely follow, probably in pretty equal proportion. For we are the true idiots of the box!

Don't believe those "idiots and savages" in that other guild. Trust me when I say they are neither idiots nor savages. They are actually secretly really good at the game and regularly succeed in quests to kill dragons and things.

WE are the bottom of the barrel.

WE are the worst.

And together, we will become...

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