<Empire> now recruiting.

[Arogarn]

Hey, are you tired of "real PVP guilds" where you want to compete and PVP for pixels but wind up actually sneaking leftover mobs at 4am? Get on down to Holocaust Family Guild, that's us! Fill your whole inventory up with hot pixels. See, watch, check out this mob. mm. hot pixels. mm. hot pixels. Or this one. mm. Or this one. mm. All of them have hot pixels! HolocaustFamilyGuild.com is our website, so check it out for a lot of really great deals on HOT PIXELLLLLLLLS!

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Hey everybody, so this is my house, just made a sandwich, peanut butter and jelly, still here, still farming hot pixels. We have hot pixels like you wouldn't believe. What are you worried about? Come get hot pixels. Call us up and order some hot pixels today. Don't even hesitate, don't even worry, and don't even give it a second thought. That's our slogan, see it on the bottom of the screen below our name. Here's another slogan, right below that one. What are you worried about? Come get hot pixels. Get in here quick, get out quicker, with an arm of hot pixels in your arms. Don't even worry about it!