Mexican Women Are Better

[Kevris]

Normally I make happy talk about ports, do bro things and try to be generally nice. I only post to RNF when called out for something.

Recently, though, I've learned something, and I want to have some serious (albeit anonymous) discussion on the matter:

I believe, based on real-life experience, that women of Hispanic descent make for better girlfriends then white women.

I have found that Latinas generally:

Are more down to earth

Are far more approachable

Engage in better conversation

Will check your shit when you're off base without making you feel like a douche

Can cook (even though I cook very well)

Will not put up with bullshit from their kids

Will take care of the house (which I only say because I make good money. If I was the house-husband I'd have 6 pack abs, you'd get a 2 hour foot massage, and dinner would be on the table every night)

Will stab you rather than fuck up your credit (this is good because credit lasts for 7 years, a stab wound heals in months)

Will be happy with a Michael Kor's bag rather than Prada because they're not stuck-up bitches (It's not the money, it's the principal. I may make good money, but I'd much rather spend it on our future over a purse. I want a god damned boat, I want to take you on said god damned boat and sail around and enjoy your company. How the hell are we going to do that when you're more worried about some fucking purse you can take to work just to piss off your god damned co-workers)

Will tell you straight up how they feel, what they want and what they want you to do rather than expecting you to guess

I'm not going to get into the clichés about sexuality, appearance or physicality. All women are beautiful. All women know how to make love.

Discuss.