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Originally Posted by Isoroku [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

as a career criminal i must say this is pretty spot on. HOWEVER. the most success i have ever had was just hiring an attorney that went to school with the US DA. 125 grand later got off with probation for some pretty serious shit.

small county shit though it helps to hire a lawyer that knows the judge yes.

Shit gets expensive. your avg felony lawyer will run you about 5 grand per felony to get you off with probation for minor offenses, you take a plea deal and you get it bumped down to misdameanor. This is the avg white person shit.

If you want that real shit, that all charges dropped because some kinda procedural bullshit. thats gonna cost you the 5 grand and an extra 20 grand.

You're lawyer is getting that 5 grand only, i don't know where the other 20 goes but i imagine its to the judge. (have never tested this theory against anything other then fleeing and eluding/resisting arrest/possession charges).

I doubt it works for anything serious like huge criminal.

i currently have no felony charges, just a shit ton of misdemeanor shit that i took plea deals on. If you need a lawyer in the west palm beach area let me know. my ***** ralph the bomb.

Damn, you could't wait to tell that irrelevant ass story. As a "career criminal" you sure do talk a lot.

Try harder maybe?