Where is the quest in Everquest?

[Vonkaar]

Tell you what...

I'll ask the devs to change my name to ! and then I will hang around EC giving out "quests." Hail me sometime and I promise to hook you up. Almost all quests will involve "turning in" varied amounts of platinum and dragon loot, but you'll receive some very real satisfaction upon completion. You'll undoubtedly gain massive XP after killing the many monsters that my quests will require, and just think of the prestige earned by being the first to finish the ! (formerly known as Vonkaar) Epic 3.7 quests. I'll even broadcast via /shout every time a quest is turned in, complete with your name. Afterward, the entire zone can see a Fire Beetle© corpse proudly displayed for 7 minutes to honor your accomplishment. If you /surname, "HeroOfTheVonkaar" or, "ChampionSexy" or, "MootosBitch" you will have a one-of-a-kind title commensurate with your deeds. I have hundreds of titles to hand out so don't fret if you see, "Rogean GnollSpleenCollector" running around. You'll get your title soon enough.

Hail me, I'll be waiting for you.