THIS SERVER NEEDS MORE GM'S

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

NOT JOKING
STOP MAKING RED STAFF QUIT (see i can caps lock too)

oh wait, i forgot. the red community isn't the problem tho right? i'm sure the staff just sits up on their ivory thrones, making poor decisions to ruin the server, while cackling gleefully about the r99 petition response times.

theres a reason every red staff member has quit or moved over to blue, and spoiler alert, it's not because of the staff.

we'll get a new red guide, and in 3-4 months, you'll have run him off too.

<3
Sirks

what i would bring to the table:

1. over 8 years of emu pvp experience, i've seen it all, i can understand how complex a pvp situation can get between guild and would never "shoot from the hip" in order to solve something, everything would have to have a rigorious process so things get solved properly, gm's making hastily calls (as banning holocaust for doing naggy the same way nihilum did) can easily kill a server.

2. i don't need your your attention, it has come to mind that gm's will get inflated egos by the overwhelming attention they get from e-pusssy on blue, and that makes them skip red. i get my fix elsewhere, i'm ready to dedicate myself to red99, no bluebie attention needed.

3. ability to promote the server, i know what information would be crucial not to leak and what information is whatever, i could easily record a video each week and release "this week on red99" for everyone to enjoy only containing stuff that's actually not making anyone mad because their secret strategy was leaked due to some gm, i know what i'm doing bros, no need to worry i am from the internet.

4. hold interesting pvp events for the players from all walks of life, newbs, high end and in between. (weekends only)

Willing to help here, ball always in your court, can't really judge me until you've seen me do work, talking shit on the forums is one thing, have you ever seen me talk shit in game? Nope. I could easily swich roles becoming a serious and respectable GM

TLDR: let me help?