Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...

[arsenalpow]

Hey, all that time you wasted eating potato chips off of your stained wife beater weren't for naught...with the proceeds from your systematic fleecing of the one thing that's kept you from ending your pathetic life, you can purchase one of these and pursue your lifelong dream of becoming a professional DDR player. Hey, even if you can't reach that goal, there's no way you'll be worse at it than you were playing a bard.