I want to kill some cats

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Cistern [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i went to rehab with a motherfucker like you we were in the breakfast line and he was all like "i fuckin hate cats dude lol" to some other complete faggot right in front of me, and this dude was all bitch-like and just agreeing like "yea hehe i love killing cats" like it was cool, cept when they realized i just overheard what they just FUCKIN said about cats it was over. they thought they were about to eat some hash browns instead their browns got hashed by your truly. i basically slam-jocked the first dude who claimed he was in the marines, cept he didnt know about the stone cold stunner. then this little complete faggot right after tried to run away and got peoples elbow'd all over the damn lunch ladies.

long story short youre a faggot if you like to hurt animals, a complete faggot.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.