Michael Brown

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Once upon a time I was trying to become a police officer. I had made it to the final rounds of interviews when they tried to surreptitiously investigate my facebook profile by adding me as a friend on a fake female account. (In some states police departments are forbidden by law from requiring you to submit your facebook information during hiring process). It was completely obvious because I was applying out of state, and the girl was from that same city.

So I logged onto my fake facebook profile that I used to stalk women and troll people, and sent the police profile a friend request. It accepted, and it only had a few dozen friends and no posts, so I sent it a few pictures of penises.

Too bad I didn't get the job, I'm such a clever investergater

I get asked to set this shit up all the time. Mostly for child pornographer/fucker busts. I generally state my business and show them how to make a fake email and google image search. Then state my lack of time to continue further. It feels a bit entrappy to me. Like, I dont buy snacks when I go shopping. My wife does. But if they are in the house i will eat them. I would never been in a position to gain 19lbs on potato xhips if they were still in the fucking store. How many people would be in a position to fuck a child? It seems like after you get caught fucking a child. You should not have child fucking in your face on facebook.


But fuck child pornographers.