To the sad hick posting the dicks...

[Portasaurus]

Originally Posted by WETBACK******SPICSLANTEYE [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

EVERYDAY MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE LIFE YOU WILL WAKE UP TO TRANNY PIX UNLESS YOU DO THE RIGHT THING

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED FAGGOTS

You have a limited amount of time to be alive. You seem to indicate awareness of this fact, but do you really understand the finite nature of your existence? Bro?

Each passing second is a precious opportunity that you COULD have used to go frolicking through Norrath with me, as I show you my favorite hunting spots, fishing spots, sun-tanning spots, and maybe even fire up the ol' BBQ and cook us up some steaks but nooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo you reject my generous offer and for that sir, you shall pay the ultimate price! Banishment from all Greengrocer establishments! That's RIGHT! Next time you're cold and hungry in the bottom of Befallen? Well, you can eat a [Dick Sandwich]! Lord knows you have enough of them on your computer screen at any given moment.

Memories that could have lasted a lifetime traded in for an elf-sim forum thread that existed for (maybe) 10 minutes before it was purged out of existence... Yeah...

Seriously, though... at this point the verdict is in and we will ask nicely the first time: please stop breathing OUR oxygen. You could give everybody you've ever known an early christmas present and just stop breathing. It'll only hurt for like 60 seconds and then I think it all just goes purple then black then that's it.

Try it! It's fun! A simple plastic bag found at any supermarket or convenience store can work wonders here.

tldr LOL @ U / stop breathing plz

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