The Horror of Runnyeye

[captnamazing]

We made our way slowly and carefully thru the Damned Depths
I gave no mercy to our goblin foes.

Still, it did not take us long to reach the Goblin King.
I crashed through his door,
My blood frenzy had sobered me up,
but the Goblin King, beholding me, immediately attacked
No doubt terrified by Filbus, the great Halfling warrior
bashing down his door
Foaming at the mouth
Whiteknuckled grip on his deadly battle staff
armor rent to pieces and blood dripping from his gauntlets.

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I requested parlay while riposting the knave's attacks.
But it was clear:
The Goblin King would not answer my questions.
And Jumbeat called, "kill him, kill him!"
And so I slew him.

Took the crown from his head and turned to show my friend
"look Jumbeat!"
THE CROWN OF THE GOBLIN KING!!!
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Ah... but we had forgotten the King's elite guard
They charged thru the door and pierced him with their steel spears
the way I pierce Yola's cunt on a hot summer day

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I was alone again. My companions slain before my very eyes.
I had a new hat, it was true...
but it wasn't worth it.

I dragged Jumbeat's corpse back to my other friends..
I would have to carry them one by one

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I finished off the last of the goblins.
What could the king have been hiding?
When i attempted to parlay, he had shifted on his heels,
and shot a glance at the door behind him.

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