State of the Game: Butt Hurt Levels over 9000

[Mblake81]

Originally Posted by Ryba [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In fairness, EQ does put some stress on the sock budget. And pretending to respect drugged out neurotic rednecks in vent chips away at your soul. But it is all rewarded when your guild kills one of the 5 different colors of block-shaped dragon and some pixels drop that help you kill the next trivial block dragon 2 seconds faster.

The exhilaration is amazing. The feeling of preventing casual shitstains from obtaining my level of gear is almost as fulfilling as standing in ec counting inspects. The filthy communists want rotations and parity, but my guild stands astride Mt. Shit, with at least a dozen TRUE sperglords in our ranks, with ACTUAL diagnoses and Abilify scrips. Why the FUCK would we slow down in our DOMINATION of this CHALLENGING game?!
WE HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO KILL BETWEEN SHIFTS AT APPLEBEES HITTING +3 MINUTES ON THE MICROWAVE. OH FUCK PLEASE LET ME DIE. I HAVE PLAYED EQ SO MUCH THAT IT IS THE ONLY THING I FEEL NOSTALGIA FOR. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I DIDN'T REPETITIVELY SLAY DRAGONS WITH MY BAND OF MATES OH GOD PLEASE KILL ME AFTER THESE DORITOS AND MY ALTS EPIC

Keywords strikes you for 1000!