Drugs

[pharmakos]

smoked a bowl when i woke up.

20 minutes later got a call saying "can you come in for a job interview this afternoon?"

pretty sure they're going to send me for a piss test right after the interview (if they like me)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuck

interview is in an hour

drinking a ton of water and b vitamins to make my piss yellow. venison to raise my creatinine levels. soluble fiber to make the THC metabolites go out the back instead of the front.

wish me luck, formquesters.