Jumping ship before it's too late

[captain]

With a heavy heart I have to admit that I'm looking for a new home. Inglorious Basterds is currently deteriorating beyond belief. I have kept my mouth shut for too long...

What the public doesn't know is that IB leadership/platlord/hoku has a secret paypal account to loophole RMT banning! As the guild's #1 raid attendance cleric it's impossible for me to get any pixels without paying towards Getsome's yearly fishing trip!

Even worse is their planned tactics for Velious are ridiculous! They have been repeatedly telling us that we will be using CoTH mages to leapfrog the competition, but they want necros/shaman/mages to keep a pet up while being summoned to recall for extra mana afterwards. I mean who the fuck is retarded enough to keep a pet up when they know that they will be getting CoTH'd??? shits gonna aggro everything.

Last but not least is their secret shadow plans to zerg recruit as many players as possible. They plan to have everyone log in/out anytime any other guild engages a mob in order to try and desync the competition. I keep trying to tell them that's not a valid strategy past Kunark, but nobody will listen to me!

Mark my words, some righteous order of people who have never done anything wrong on this server will put them in their place.