Hey Tralina

[Kayso]

Jesus Homosexual Christ, this thread is gold...

Nosuckscows, admitted RMTer, inadvertently admits to being a redneck and openly aspires to be a pig while also currently serving as prison guard.

Anyone else see the irony in this? All sorts of fail. Too anti-social to even follow the rules on a free game, but gets all chest-thumpy and authoritative about how pigs protect us.

Likes to enforce the rules but also thinks rules don't apply to him. Also thinks being a pig is a good-paying job... He'll be perfect!

Enjoy your land and your guns, redneck.