Dark Ascension

[G13]

Originally Posted by Gwence [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You just kited trash mobs from 3 onto 4 for fun? Doesnt sound legit to me.

It's ok though they didnt agro me, and I didnt die, but I didnt laugh out loud when you died, you obviously need some practice when it comes to training others, and might want to avoid it when you're dealing with a bard.

Your version of history is breathtaking in it's Orwellian spin bro

I didn't really want to get into this with you since it's pointless and not really that important, but if you're going to lie about shit, well then I need to set the record straight. We can still be friends after this friendo.

1. I had clean Gorgalisk aggro. She was pathing to my raid force. An IB SK peeled her off of me with disease cloud. She pathed to SK who FD. You aggroed, keyed to island 4, and proceeded to kite the mob. Rogean himself even admitted this was a douchebag thing to do, and promptly changed the raid rules the very next day threatening complete guild disbandment if any assclown attempted such dickery in the future.

2. Seeing that DA was going to take it up the ass and do nothing about an obvious douchebag manuever, I decided I would handle business. I felt like kiting mobs up on island 4 too. You were having such a great time running around up there all by yourself and it looked like fun. I could tell that you were lonely and badly in need of a friend.

3. Unfortunately I only had jboots, so my kiting skills are not as good as a bard's. Also the Eye was stunning and nuking me, unlike the broken raid mob you were kiting, that didn't even summon like it should have been. It was a pure melee mob and didn't offer much of a challenge to such a skilled kiter as yourself.

4. I didn't want to FD and train you. That would have been wrong. I was trying to be your friend and just wanted to keep you company and cheer you up. I have noticed your so glum on the forums all the time and you get mad. That makes me a sad panda.

5. Unfortunately I couldn't live through the eye's constant nuking and stunning and it killed me. As a result, he and heart harpie noticed that their bro Gorgalosk was chasing some female woodelf bard to no avail. Poor Gorg couldn't catch up that pesky bard. So the eye decided to assist Gorg and stun the bard, making it fair for Gorg to allow her to crunch some Woodelf bard. What a pal.

6. Thankfully a friendo came and resed me up. Unfortunately I noticed your freshly geared corpse on island 4 as I jumped back down to island 3. I even targeted "Gwence's corpse" as I hopped over it. I would have apologized then, but a member of IB was really mad at me and he told me to "kill myself in RL". I guess he really wanted that Gorg. Oh well. It made me sad for just a second. Then I realized it's just a game and my mood brightened again considerably.

Can we be friends now?