I like bacon.

[Alawen Everywhere]

I don't actually eat bacon. I've been following a variation of the CRON diet since some time in 2007, with a few bad months of deviation during difficult times. I eat a few ounces of meat some days and I don't eat as many nuts and seeds as the original CRON plan suggests and I am a complete disbeliever in supplements. My diet basically consists of mountains of fresh produce, a little bit of whole grains, a little bit of dairy and a few ounces of meat, fish or eggs every day. I try to incorporate more beans, seeds and nuts consciously, but I don't think I'll ever be vegetarian or vegan. I completely avoid things like high fructose corn syrup and monosodium glutamate.

Bacon sure is tasty, but so are a million other things that will send you to an early grave. The deep-fried bacon with mayonnaise to dip it in is pretty hilarious in a very sad way.