If each class was a college major, what would they be?

[Ciroco]

Bards: Music (no wai)
Clerics: Public Health
Druid: Ecology
Enchanter: Psychology
Magician: Geology
Monk: Kinesiology
Necromancer: Toxicology
Paladin: Criminal Justice
Ranger: Geography
Shadowknight: I can't think of anything clever besides what I put for Necro
Shaman: Anthropology
Warrior: Peace and Conflict Studies (apparently it's a real thing at Cal)
Wizard: Nuclear Engineering