Oh I'm sure you'd enjoy nothing more than to get shirtless and wrestle with me. All the sweat and human contact with another man, but how will you explain your erection? Definitely need to become violent or else your conservative grandpa will disown you.
It's ok, it's not really your fault. See, public education has failed you, you grew up in a culture that celebrated violence and ignorance, and you never had a proper education in science and critical thinking. It's why you relate to people who thought trash grew maggots. Don't worry, the next time there's an Eclipse it doesn't mean the world will end.
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