Retail Wow

[Ahldagor]

Wow is that girlfriend you had a lot of fun with, but then something changed about them. They got a little lazy, gained a few pounds, and even started talking rather dumb to you, but you stuck around because you had had a few memorable, fun, good times together. Then it kept getting worse, more weight, less care, less fun, less everything but a microwave chicken pot pie and a, "here's what's for food and now be quiet because american idol is on." So you broke it off, and felt good about yourself, did some new adventures, met some new folks, and made some new memories. Then after a while you saw them again and they had a new look. They were a little more attractive, dropped the weight, new wardrobe, seemed to have read some more books, so you decided to try and rekindle what once was. Then after spending a night with them you saw it all, all the reasons that you broke up with them, hidden under the new, cheaper facade.