GTA V

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Originally Posted by Estolcles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I heard it has the ability to kill animals in it, thus making it a Sociopath Emulator.

Doesn't mean I'm not gonna buy it, but definitely gonna wait til the price drops exponentially.

After one of the missions, you get your buddies' dog and you can throw a ball and he'll fetch it. Threw the ball at the back of the head of some dude talking to a chick... he gets all pissed off and runs up to me. After he throws the first punch, the dog runs up and mauls him. Chick runs off screaming. I bolt before someone calls the cops. Dog runs after me across the street and gets hit by a car. I throw the guy out of the car and stomp the living shit out of him for killing my dog. Some pedestrian calls 911 on their cell phone to report this... huge car chase all around town. Almost lose them on the beach after plowing through a bunch of chicks in bikinis tanning on the beach, slam into a lifeguard shack, then the cops fuck me up in a huge shootout.

So watch where you throw the dog's tennis ball.