Is it possible to get my non-gamer girlfriend into EQ?

[Llodd]

To the op.

If she just really takes to it then no need to read further.

There's a few ways of making her want to play EQ, it's all about psychological conditioning. One of the best being to give her oral pleasurings after every game session. Make sure you only give and not take.

After game sessions be extremely kind and sefless. Offer to do any jobs she needs doing at that time, help her with any outstanding work she may have. Tell her how much you love her and her nasty habits/family, and will do anything for her and her family who you also respect and admire.

Condition her to think EQ = happiness. Kinda like Pavlov's dogs.

Failing that there are more sinister ways. Hook her up to electrodes and shock her if she says bad things about EQ or doesn't want to play [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]