Why dont eq chicks look like this?

[Borador]

Classic live Rallos Zek story time including hot girl...

My guild <Drunkards of Rallos> a fun and skilled bunch of RL friends, we'd all drink at a computer support desk while playing EQ (those were the days). We needed a Cleric one day... Enter Shadowlyn. Fun girl, she fit into our group. But, this creepy druid guy kept following us around stalking her in game. We come to find out he gave her some items, so she gave him some pics... And he was hooked on this hotty. Despite the creeper we continued to group up a lot, then one night I wake up to my roommate on my computer... On Asia Carrera's porn site... Apparently Shadowlyn couldn't log into EQ and asked him to go there to a chat room to try and figure out the issue. She was either in porn, a model or just friends with Asia I can't remember. Next thing I know, she wants to call us. So I answer the phone and hear an incredibly sexy voice on the other end...

Pictures of her followed and many exciting phone calls. As well as some damn good times playing EQ.

So the point I guess, is that there definitely were some very good looking girls playing EQ. Also, around GoD time in EQ when webcams were in use more... I met a now ex-girlfriend that provided some quality shows and visits. She was also a Cleric, must be the class? I also snagged their attention by showing off my pulling skills so work on those to find girls.

This is all less relevant now though, if you can't find a hot girl, than you need to rethink how you use social media.