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[Colgate]

tune literally most delusional person on red99

bashes me for harping on botb win, yet he's clinging onto the one time that nizzar beat me in a 1v1 because of two tstaff procs

he's also neglecting to mention how badly i was destroying nizzar in that joust(8 rounds to 2 before double proc) even though i was fighting with jboots buffless against sow raidbuffed

and he's also neglecting to mention how many times i have raped nizzar in the past, like that one time in freeport where my monk had about 1000 less hp than nizzar and i still got him down to 15% where he had to trak tooth me despite the fact that i had jboots vs sow, was not raidbuffed like him, did not have a fungi, was one level lower, and nizzar had popped two or three prayers of life charges

or the time me and chopper in our mid 50s fought nizzar, ghost, hectorchrist, and stasis in neriak which ended in nizzar dead, hectorchrist dead, and ghost plugging at 8%

or the time that nizzar tried to face off against me in a plane of fear train battle and consequently was slain by my javelin while the train was on top of him

but if you want to mention the fact that i didn't even fight nizzar in the monk botb, let's analyze it this way:
nothxu beat nizzar with 35% hp remaining
i beat nothxu 2-0 with 60% hp remaining after each fight
so what does that say about your precious legless pal? that i'm 95% better? sounds accurate to me