First World Problems

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I took this chick out I met on a dating website once. She looked nothing like her pics, wore a wig, had bad teeth, was recovering from getting her stomach stapled, lost a ton of weight but had all this extra skin still.

Her pics were sexy but in real life she was a hot mess.

She turned out to be a real weird o, was on some vampire website where these goth tools think it's real. Anyways she wrote on her blog all about how I was in love with her and tried to force myself on her etc,... when all I did was give her a friendly good night peck on the lips.

Turns out she's a webcam whore, found her vampire profile when I was bored and she linked her cam girl site from there, saw pics of her shoving weird stuff up her butt, lol, was too funny.

Later on she texted me and said I could stay the weekend over at her moms place, wtf, I dodged a bullet there.

haha ya those goth chicks can get fucking out there, they are usually fat tho so i tend to avoid.