This shit is gross

[deathgirl]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You wouldn't survive in the zombie apocalypse.

American men are pussy little bitches when it comes to the look of females in their natural state. As a whole, we've pushed them into being blonde, painted, orange, and hairless, with blue or purple eyes, disproportionately large breasts, a tattoo above their ass, and a duckface.

I bet most of the wuss males in this society wouldn't be able to procreate when the lights go out and the last razor has been used. To you that would puke at the sight of a woman in her natural state, I say: "send them to me for impregnation, for my stomach is iron, and my family didn't raise a puritan little bitch."

Now.. I'm not saying that hairless isn't a good look for females; I like it. I'm just saying that you're a bitch if you would get sick at the sight of - or wouldn't make babies with - a hot chick with pit hair.

this thread has brought me to the realization that I have a thing for iron-stomached men