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[BranRizzy]

My uncle had just bought a shop, and the bathroom wasn't set up yet. I was tasked with waiting at the shop for 8 hours until our equipment showed up by truck. As nature would have it, I needed to poo really bad. I found a plastic bag, put some dirt in it like a makeshift litter box and released the beast, put some dirt on top of my latest creation threw it back into the box of my truck. Well it rained the rest of the day and I forgot about the bag in the back of my truck for about 3 days. Well me and the wife were going on a road trip, and I was clearing the box of my truck and BAM there is the bag, the wife has no idea, and I try to just throw it in the garbage no big deal. Well the rain had made the dirt turn to mud, and it was far too heavy for the little plastic bag, the bottom gave out. Out cascades this shit and mud mix that I frantically started trying to get off my drive way, while my neighbour was cleaning his car, and the wife really confused as too why I felt so strongly about cleaning this mud now. Well, when I told her what was actually going on, I don't think she stopped laughing for 40 minutes.