OCCUPY WALLSTREET!

[Truth]

Not that I really give a fuck, but I'm only trolling because Thomas is a moron.

Let's see, tell the kids "don't have sex because x and y and jesus" or "ya sex is fine for 12 year olds here's a bunch of condoms".

Sarah Kliff of Newsweek pointed out that there was no corresponding "indication of an uptick" in teen pregnancy rates when abstinence-only sex education funding was increased during the Clinton years, but in fact a small decline.[19]

Sources:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...020102628.html
http://www.tnr.com/blog/the-treatmen...work-after-all
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstine..._sex_education

[Truth]

Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth

When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy.

Under the guise of family entertainment, Lucas' "Star Wars" prequel has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual innuendo. Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar binks creature become obvious when one pays close attention. His forked tongue, his lapping, his malignant features, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man." Experts who have examined the life-sized doll that has become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure.

Members of The Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic subtlety in which marketing geniuses have moved this horrific abomination into the homes of America's youth. "One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted, "she asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know is cuter than Jar Jar Binks.' The mother was horrified."

Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem is to ban not only life sized Jar Jar Binks dolls from American homes, but to ban any life sized doll. "Any child that has seen this movie is finding that their natural attraction to members of the opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to a 7ft devil with elephant feet, a 25 inch tongue, polka dot skin, a fish snout, and two phallic eyes that jut out like hard erotic pokers. For the Love of God! If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html

[Samoht]

Originally Posted by Truth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not that I really give a fuck, but I'm only trolling.

Come to say the same thing over and over until you look stupid in this thread, too?

[Diggles]

samoht you look stupid no matter what you type so gg

[Truth]

Originally Posted by Samoht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Come to say the same thing over and over until you look stupid in this thread, too?

You shut the fuck up pretty quick in the other one. It only took 5 schoolings for you to pack up your shit and leave, I guess that deserves a pat on the back.

[seyret35]

this is important!

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by Diggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

samoht you look stupid no matter what you type so gg

[Maddox]

Originally Posted by Samoht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Come to say the same thing over and over until you look stupid in this thread, too?

Hah. Pretty much everything you have posted in this thread has been pointless and stupid. You sound like a child.

[Harrison]

Originally Posted by Diggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

samoht you look stupid no matter what you type so gg

[Samoht]

Originally Posted by Truth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You shut the fuck up pretty quick in the other one. It only took 5 schoolings for you to pack up your shit and leave, I guess that deserves a pat on the back.

Or maybe I had had enough of your pretended ignorance, I mean irony, when you proved you weren't even in the same league as me when you didn't even know what irony meant.

Originally Posted by Truth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

irony [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]  noun, plural -nies.
: the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.

You. had. to. look. the. word. up.

You can't even establish an argument well enough to post it in the bug forums, so you whine about it in the server forums. Just for clarification, RnF is here, bug forum is here. PvP server chat was hardly the correct place to post your drivel. I linked it so you don't have to look it up yourself, how nice of me. Jush quick da widdle boo underwine.

You clowns aren't worth my time. You have no valid arguments, so you come to the boards with baseless personal attacks.

It's over; you killed it. It's pretty well cemented you're all incapable of carrying on an intelligent conversation, so why should I even bother.

I could get more sentient conversation from a game of League of Legends.