10kpp Giveaway, all welcome to participate - Page 12

mangos756 · #**111** 08-31-2011, 11:40 PM

Thank You.

visage · #**112** 09-01-2011, 08:00 AM

Something tells me haggle was cheatin...

Swish · #**113** 03-06-2013, 07:42 PM

So there was this horrible gnome wizard (no offence Haggle) in Ocean of Tears at the named sisters when I was levelling my necro. I'd split the 2 in the hut, and was comfortably semi-afk between pulls.

This gnome shows up as I pull the next respawn and nukes the crap out of her, loots up, and runs back up the hill some of the way and sits down.

So I send a tell asking if there's a problem, no reply. Next respawn, same deal...a necro just isn't out dps'ing a wizard. I was regretting splitting the camp, because he had the mana every time to keep nuking them.

Made a petition, and to cut a long story short... Amelinda gets back to me about 8 hours later asking if he's still there. I had logged in the meanwhile so she didn't have the chance to reply while I was offline. The little bastard got away with it. I don't know if he still plays, but if he does... I hate him, and hope he drowns in the sea.

The End

...I think that's the best story in a while, can anyone top it? Licking my lips at the 10k plat for sure [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

pharmakos · #**114** 03-06-2013, 07:54 PM

that story about everyone getting trolled by that old AON/COF giveaway thread getting necro bumped is pretty funny

Grahm · #**115** 03-06-2013, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So there was this horrible gnome wizard (no offence Haggle) in Ocean of Tears at the named sisters when I was levelling my necro. I'd split the 2 in the hut, and was comfortably semi-afk between pulls.

This gnome shows up as I pull the next respawn and nukes the crap out of her, loots up, and runs back up the hill some of the way and sits down.

So I send a tell asking if there's a problem, no reply. Next respawn, same deal...a necro just isn't out dps'ing a wizard. I was regretting splitting the camp, because he had the mana every time to keep nuking them.

Made a petition, and to cut a long story short... Amelinda gets back to me about 8 hours later asking if he's still there. I had logged in the meanwhile so she didn't have the chance to reply while I was offline. The little bastard got away with it. I don't know if he still plays, but if he does... I hate him, and hope he drowns in the sea.

The End

...I think that's the best story in a while, can anyone top it? Licking my lips at the 10k plat for sure [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Didnt read whole thread but reminds me of the dude who got bind-camped while AFK leveling and had 100000 corpses on island. Anyone got that link to thread?

Mithas · #**116** 03-07-2013, 09:36 AM

So at original launch of EQ back in 99 my friend Jeff was the first to buy the game. Since the rest of my friends and I were poor college students we would play on his account whenever he wasn't home. Our friend Donnie had decided to start a Monk. Jeff would sometimes get mad at us for being on his computer all of the time. He would say "come on I have a project to work" or "Dammit I want to play log your character off." We would of course do this as soon as we could camp at safe spot, except Donnie. Donnie always had an excuse to not get off right away, one time Jeff waited over an hour for him to get off. Jeff would even wake to the clicking of his keyboard and look and see Donnie playing. Finally Jeff had enough of this and decided to do something about it. So Donnie left for class one day and Jeff, with me watching, logged on to Donnie's monk. He swan it out to the middle of Lake Rathetear and let him drown then logged back out of his character. Needless to say Donnie was only about level 6 so his swimming skill was horrible. When Donnie tried to log in when he got home he found his monk naked. Asking Jeff if he knew what happened Jeff replied "yeah I drowned that bitch and good luck getting your corpse back." Jeff told Donnie where it was and needless to say Donnie could not recover his corpse because he would drown before he could get all the way down, loot and get back up. After multiple tries and dropping all the way down to level 5 again Donnie gave up. Thus ends the tale of Donnie's Monk.

PS We all eventually got our own accounts, even Donnie, and played the game for many years.

Tecmos Deception · #**117** 03-07-2013, 10:23 AM

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Ok here goes.

I started my very first toon on live. Menadwen, I still use the name to this day. I was a shaman barb. In cold town of Halas, there is a well. I jumped in to see is anyone droped money in it. Thinking i'll buy my spells with wishing well money. That was the day, I drowned 8 (yes 8) times before I learned that PageUp lets you swim up.

So greed plus noob = death.

Haha... that's a pretty awesome story already for just the 4th post in the thread!