We're all being puppeted by extradimensional beings who control everything we do

[CrazyPro]

Everything you have done, are doing, and will do, is being dictated solely by an extradimensional being beyond all comprehension. They puppet us and make us kill our own friends and families to then rummage through their remains, gleefully hijacking our mouths to exclaim their joy upon stealing precious heirlooms of the fallen. They force us into life threatening situations and have us die only to reincarnate so they can repeat the cycle of torment once again. It's as if it's some sort of game to them.

These beings are not afraid to use their own elevated powers in their sick and twisted puppet show. I was walking around in Freeport the other day and this guy is just standing there doing nothing, I say hello and he just blankly stares off into the distance for several minutes, completely unresponsive, before abruptly emitting some sort of disembodied screech into my mind conveying a plea for someone to bind his soul. It terrifies me but I cannot thwart the demon that possesses me, and my mind is torn asunder for a mere moment as I emit a disembodied screech of my own. I know not what many of these words mean, surely in the tongue of the demons, but I dare not dwell any further on what "noob" or "reroll" could possibly mean, for it can't be good for the waking mind. Even what I am saying right now is entirely controlled by the extradimensional being pulling my strings, I cannot possibly know why but I feel like this is some sort of mockery.

WTB server merge

[Sonolin]

Yeah.... They are called enchanters

[Evia]

Did you just inception my inception?!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Color me surprised.

In fact, this is an old, old story

All I know is, this "reality" has seams.

[BradZax]

And I’m supposed to just not notice that nobody has cleaned up the poop laying there in west Freeport?!

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by CrazyPro [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everything you have done, are doing, and will do, is being dictated solely by an extradimensional being beyond all comprehension. They puppet us and make us kill our own friends and families to then rummage through their remains, gleefully hijacking our mouths to exclaim their joy upon stealing precious heirlooms of the fallen. They force us into life threatening situations and have us die only to reincarnate so they can repeat the cycle of torment once again. It's as if it's some sort of game to them.

These beings are not afraid to use their own elevated powers in their sick and twisted puppet show. I was walking around in Freeport the other day and this guy is just standing there doing nothing, I say hello and he just blankly stares off into the distance for several minutes, completely unresponsive, before abruptly emitting some sort of disembodied screech into my mind conveying a plea for someone to bind his soul. It terrifies me but I cannot thwart the demon that possesses me, and my mind is torn asunder for a mere moment as I emit a disembodied screech of my own. I know not what many of these words mean, surely in the tongue of the demons, but I dare not dwell any further on what "noob" or "reroll" could possibly mean, for it can't be good for the waking mind. Even what I am saying right now is entirely controlled by the extradimensional being pulling my strings, I cannot possibly know why but I feel like this is some sort of mockery.

WTB server merge

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

[kjs86z2]

pls feed me my goyslop