Owl inspectors (legal advicce)

[Reiwa]

Hi, I have a kind of technical legal question I'd some help with.

Every night around 3 AM about 500 people knock on my door and demand to come inside and look around. I didn't invite them and have not been given any notice of their visit, I really have no idea who they are.

They say they're owl inspectors and it's their right to come in and check things out. I have no means of verifying this or their identities and I suspect perhaps a half dozen might be owl inspector-assistants and not real owl inspectors at all.

Please help I'm getting very concerned for the safety of my owls.

[BradZax]

I can't figure this one out boys.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by BradZax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can't figure this one out boys.

They gave me a paper one time with "owl oversight" scribbled on it but I don't know what that is supposed to mean.

[BradZax]

Well it sounds like it was a harmless experience.

[Swish]

Did they look like this?

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[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Did they look like this?

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Unfortunately no, I'd have been much more amicable if they did. Awooga.

I did talk to one lawyer and he said I had to let 500 people barge into my house at any hour of the day, including but not limited to 3 AM.

But I don't think he was a very good lawyer.

[nilbog]

Black lodge warnings.

[Jimjam]

“Who?”

[magnetaress]

Had anyone asked what the euphemism owl inspector is yet?

[Ekco]

i choose to believe this is the owl in question

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the Blue Owl is too big to fail.

i repeat

the Blue Owl is too big to fail.

over.