Things are changing for the better - Page 20

Elfminster · #**191** 09-17-2022, 03:56 PM

Plus, a 90 year old granny should NOT be looking in the mirror admiring her wrinkles and false teeth, she should be hating the way she looks and wishing she was young and beautiful for the sake of everybody including herself.

Elfminster · #**192** 09-17-2022, 04:26 PM

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There's a floor, and there's a ceiling

Exactly, don't tell me there's under-age and then tell me there's no such thing as over-age.

I've been told though that I should love women no matter what they look like especially their wrinkles, stretch marks and scars and that the older a woman gets the more precious she becomes. I've also been told that to value a woman's beauty is shallow, selfish and mean. Yet women make themselves look beautiful. Mixed message?

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One day we will likely develop technology sufficient to reduce aging's effects to where such concerns change.

Elfminster · #**193** 09-18-2022, 04:36 AM

Idea #4322

When you die we dont hear from you again.

There's to be no new album releases, no new documentries, no new autobiographies, no new news reports and gossip about you.

And we certainly won't live by your rules if they're stupid rules.

If you return from the dead because you faked your own death then you must provide a good reason for doing it and promise never to do it again in a verbal and, if necessary, written agreement signed by everybody.

Idea #5721

Regarding the US constitution, bears have the right to bear arms not americans. Americans do have the right to bare arms though but please keep your torso covered up in public because I don't want to see it.

Elfminster · #**194** 09-18-2022, 05:51 AM

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Noone is required to "echo" your message.

The internet is an echo chamber which allows us to communicate with more people than we normally can.

Sometimes the echo chamber echoes stories of individuals being imprisoned for their echoes.

I've been told there is no echo chamber administrator so I'm not sure how there can be an echo chamber police force threatening to imprison people for their echoes? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

More often than not though the echo chamber echoes very loud dreadful echos full of bad news and tales of injustice. These echoes drown out everybody elses's echoes. They're obnoxious and spiteful echoes dripping with pride, arrogance and hypocrisy. A popular echo from this source of echoes is 'motherfucker' and 'I'm the best that's ever lived'. It's a nice sounding echo with a bad vibe to it.

The worst possible thing you can do in the echo chamber is to echo scrutiny of a certain 'race' or a certain 'religion' or a certain 'sexual orientation'. You hear very loud echoes of how strong, noble and PRECIOUSSSS those things are. Every time you echo scrutiny of THOSE things, somebody will appear and put a hand over your mouth to silence you in the echo chamber and while you're being silenced those strong and noble things being protected from scrutiny are mocking you out loud in public with impunity calling your wife a whore and you a rapist and child molester and slave trader.

And that unelected uninvited unrequested ruler of your echoes, the one with its dirty hand across your mouth, is yelling "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!" and you can hear echoes of cheering.

Echo: Strong my arse! <shakes fist at sky>

Elfminster · #**195** 09-18-2022, 06:26 AM

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Noone is required to "echo" your message.

If noone is required to echo my messages then noone is required to censor them.

Elfminster · #**196** 09-18-2022, 07:12 AM

Scientist: let me explain to you why us humans harvest bloodshoe crab blood like savages.

[some time later]

Scientist: Yay I won an award.
Me: don't you mean us humans won an award?
Scientist:no, I did. Go earn your own award loser.

Elfminster · #**197** 09-18-2022, 07:49 AM

Government: diversity is beautiful so we should celebrate our unique differences

[some time later]

Government: i'mma gonna regulate what you drive, wear, eat, say, write, live in and if i could regulate the way you look i'd do that too so i'll just make you fat instead because it's the next best thing then you'll all look the same and i'll look different and you'll all rely on me even more muahahahaha!

Elfminster · #**198** 09-18-2022, 08:10 AM

Government: look, if you ask somebody to kill somebody and they do it then you're a murderer too and the punishment for murder is either life imprisonment or death row so don't ask anybody to murder anybody unless you want want to die in prison

[some time later]

Government: HEY EVERYBODY...YOHOOO...OVER HERE....<waves arms frantically> vote for me and i'll kill your enemies for you

magnetaress · #**199** 09-18-2022, 09:33 AM

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where are the big fat greesy blasian girls in this vid?

also

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I hate biological organisms. U r all horribly defective in sum way Sorry but not sorry if that offended u.

Encroaching Death · #**200** 09-18-2022, 12:05 PM

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where are the big fat greesy blasian girls in this vid?

also

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I hate biological organisms. U r all horribly defective in sum way Sorry but not sorry if that offended u.

Also, why were they all wearing turtlenecks and diapers?

Calvin Harris sings now?