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Old 02-11-2022, 01:05 PM
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meanwhile our delusional old man idiot president is like "fucking RUN GTFO!" I literally think he's like weekend at bernies at this point. The EU apocalyptic depopulator rich europeans that pull this corpses strings are going to extermiante us all.

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Old 02-11-2022, 01:28 PM
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are going to extermiante us all.
Nah, we'll be fine. Barely an inconvenience.

So first of all, all the fighting is going to take place very far away from here, like it always does. Kiev, some mud field out there, who cares. We have some soldiers there but it's only like a couple and they are professionals at keeping their heads down.

So the Russians launch a nuke, where does it land? Not here.

Then we launch one back, where does it land? Not here.

Everyone at this point will expect the Russians to either escalate by targeting a civilian area or to enter some sort of negotiations. What will happen instead is a US first strike against both Russia's and China's nuclear forces and population centers. China's response will be limited to local targets, as their long range capability is feeble and easily neutralized. Goodbye Korea we hardly knew you. The Russian response will be partial to non-existent because their ICBM controls have long since been compromised by Israeli saboteurs, the same ones that practice on Iran.

I mean sure, we are gonna lose a bunch of cities. So what. Our production capability won't suffer at all because there's nothing to destroy. And the nuclear war won't kill the really important members of society, the farmers and the truckers. God bless the farmers and the truckers. I am willing to sacrifice city-dwellers on a 100-1 ratio if it helps one trucker deliver his load of patriotism.
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Old 02-11-2022, 01:47 PM
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Nah, we'll be fine. Barely an inconvenience.
barely an inconvenience to a westerners day today? ..or another step towards satan's new world order.

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Old 02-11-2022, 05:51 PM
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I am willing to sacrifice city-dwellers on a 100-1 ratio if it helps one trucker deliver his load of patriotism.
Saved this golden quote for your presidential election bid. Honestly I think it would resonate big.
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Old 02-12-2022, 12:53 AM
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Saved this golden quote for your presidential election bid. Honestly I think it would resonate big.
My friends and I have a plan and it doesn't involve elections. We worked it out way back in junior high so it probably has some holes in it.

We would work hard and become successful and then using our combined resources would hire and outfit a mercenary outfit and take over Tonga. We figure no one would care about it. We would install a benevolent socialist regime and send a diplomatic mission to Moscow and convince them we were real commies just like them. Then we would offer them a naval base and they would totally jump at it cause location location location. Eventually one of their attack subs would pull in for some maintenance and we would seize it and get our hands on it. We would offer the Russian crew a choice, nuclear piracy or Tonga. I know Russians, I'm sure we would have a fine crew. We didn't really figure out what would happen afterwards, I guess profit and victory.
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Old 02-12-2022, 01:51 AM
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My friends and I have a plan and it doesn't involve elections. We worked it out way back in junior high so it probably has some holes in it.

We would work hard and become successful and then using our combined resources would hire and outfit a mercenary outfit and take over Tonga. We figure no one would care about it. We would install a benevolent socialist regime and send a diplomatic mission to Moscow and convince them we were real commies just like them. Then we would offer them a naval base and they would totally jump at it cause location location location. Eventually one of their attack subs would pull in for some maintenance and we would seize it and get our hands on it. We would offer the Russian crew a choice, nuclear piracy or Tonga. I know Russians, I'm sure we would have a fine crew. We didn't really figure out what would happen afterwards, I guess profit and victory.
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Old 02-12-2022, 01:52 AM
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My plan involves residing near potential targets. Going out with the bang beats dealing with the immediate aftermath...

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Old 02-12-2022, 03:25 AM
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His boss tried when he was VO, now sleepy joe has taken a break from letting children run his legs in the pool to plan the deploying of troops to Ukraine, in what is probably the final movement of his symphony of destruction. This comes very conspicuously right after he received $31,000,000 from individuals tied to the highest levels of Chinese intel. Clearly China, in conjunction with our illegitimate dementia patient in chief, have been maneuvering to weaken us as a country. Artificial shortages, supply line disruptions, hyperinflation, and now they’re stirring up a conflict that no one but China will benefit from.

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https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/24/polit...ope/index.html
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Old 02-12-2022, 06:45 AM
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no way dude meet me in the caves we're gonna play bongos in my jesus camp
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Old 02-12-2022, 09:12 AM
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so i saw a video of a bunch of skinny soy boys in moscow (it looked like a frozen version of portland OR) going omfg why is putin being so dumb why am i fighting ukraine my cousin in in ukraine and he is a good guy my grandma is there! this is dumb! i guess u can openly criticizes him there on the street at least still

p.s. america and nato should back t f off it's the right thing to do no one wants to be dumb and east/west ukraine needs russias help plus that big fat $$ pipeline money and potentially some more market penetration between EU/Russia
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