imperiouskitten meltdown thread

[Jibartik]

(for the record I am kidding about all this like I am everything else except space jews)

[Jibartik]

but you are gay if you ever got your own cum on your skin, fact.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's like getting anyone elses, or your own cum on you. If you ever had had your own cum on your skin, you're gay.

yeah uhh bro, if its someone else's cum, you're gay.

If its your own cum, you're just a chronic masturbating slob.

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not speaking for him, but there the main reason I’ve heard for men rolling female characters, including friends of mine’s own admission, is because they wanted a sexy ass and boobs to look at while they played the game.

fapping to your dark elf girl in the neriak tavern is even several levels lower than that dude who ordered a realdoll that looks like firiona vie (he posted pics here awhile back)

dear god what the fuck happened to the men in the world? for christs sake, there are real women who will do real things with you, like in 2021 its the 60's sexual liberation movement x10, honestly in my experience, its easier to get laid nowadays (age 37) than it was when i was 20.

I might have to give credit to dating apps, they put all the sluts in one place, and half the time tinder does the work for me. Notification appears, a conversation occurs, and then its the back seat of my Cherokee. Thanks Technology!

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So dressing up as a woman and fapping to yourself in the mirror while you reach for your hairy nipples with your outstretched tongue, not gay? Sorry next!

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard!

[Jibartik]

Marilin Maonson wrote a biography once and he had these like 10 things to tell if you are gay and it was a joke but I always thought it was funny he put, getting your own cum on you: Gay.

Like he was like, obviously you want cum on you so you let it happen lmao

Is a great read. Maybe a late 90s, self written biography if you can find it.

Talks about a 3som with the 9 inch nails guy, and when the metoo thing happened with manson i was like, duh it was in his book you idiots.

[Trexller]

when marilyn manson and trent reznor as examples of stable and healthy human behavior, its all over.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yeah uhh bro, if its someone else's cum, you're gay.

If its your own cum, you're just a chronic masturbating slob.



fapping to your dark elf girl in the neriak tavern is even several levels lower than that dude who ordered a realdoll that looks like firiona vie (he posted pics here awhile back)

dear god what the fuck happened to the men in the world? for christs sake, there are real women who will do real things with you, like in 2021 its the 60's sexual liberation movement x10, honestly in my experience, its easier to get laid nowadays (age 37) than it was when i was 20.

I might have to give credit to dating apps, they put all the sluts in one place, and half the time tinder does the work for me. Notification appears, a conversation occurs, and then its the back seat of my Cherokee. Thanks Technology!

Yup

I’m not acting like some Pick Up Expert (I hear there are actually people who try to make coaching “game” their job), but I find a good trick to getting laid is treating women like your fridge when you are hungry. If you don’t see anything you like, lower your standards a bit and try again. The more desperate you are, the more you should be willing to do step 2

For myself, my standards start pretty high, but if I wanna do step 2 a few times, eventually all it takes for me is a phone call. But I like to take my time and look for that quality meal

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yup

I’m not acting like some Pick Up Expert (I hear there are actually people who try to make coaching “game” their job), but I find a good trick to getting laid is treating women like your fridge when you are hungry. If you don’t see anything you like, lower your standards a bit and try again. The more desperate you are, the more you should be willing to do step 2

For myself, my standards start pretty high, but if I wanna do step 2 a few times, eventually all it takes for me is a phone call. But I like to take my time and look for that quality meal

Theres really no tricks involved, im serious about the 60's sexual liberation on steroids in 2021. I've never been a pick up artist at all. (im autistic, but also handsome). women do wanna fuck just as much we do (thats called nature). Nowadays, theres no more stigma about sluts and skanks, and this behavior is encouraged among millenial women. Add on top of that dating apps specifically designed to pair up people who just wanna fuck, then It's a fucking gold rush! (pun intended)

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Theres really no tricks involved, im serious about the 60's sexual liberation on steroids in 2021. I've never been a pick up artist at all. (im autistic, but also handsome). women do wanna fuck just as much we do (thats called nature). Nowadays, theres no more stigma about sluts and skanks, and this behavior is encouraged among millenial women. Add on top of that dating apps specifically designed to pair up people who just wanna fuck, then It's a fucking gold rush! (pun intended)

That’s the term, pick up artist. Ya

Ya dating apps all the way for me, I can’t date my clients or I not only get fired but wouldn’t be able to be hired anywhere in my field lol. And most of the gals working behavioral health are so stressed a lot are not taking good care of themselves, I’ll just leave it at that

So dating apps all the way, but I refuse to use Tinder. One might stand situations never interested me

Man twice though in the past few years I had GORGEOUS clients flirt with me. Position of authority helps, which is what makes it unethical. But hot to the point where I was considering risking it and having to walk away from my job. But nope I kept it professional

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That’s the term, pick up artist. Ya

Ya dating apps all the way for me, I can’t date my clients or I not only get fired but wouldn’t be able to be hired anywhere in my field lol. And most of the gals working behavioral health are so stressed a lot are not taking good care of themselves, I’ll just leave it at that

So dating apps all the way, but I refuse to use Tinder. One might stand situations never interested me

Man twice though in the past few years I had GORGEOUS clients flirt with me. Position of authority helps, which is what makes it unethical. But hot to the point where I was considering risking it and having to walk away from my job. But nope I kept it professional

yeah dude literally 25% of all women on earth can be considered "attractive" -- thats alot of fish in the sea. So when you are raiding the fridge for that week old pizza instead of the filet mignon, you can totally think about the filet mignon!

never, ever date/fuck people you work with/for. forget the ethical reasons, you don't wanna shit where you eat. Also, if you date/fuck people you work with, the workplace dymanic totally changes, even for those around you. Its weird when i got co workers dating, their relationship bleeds into the professional space. gtfo with that.