2020 Election MEGAthread

[Chortles Ban Appeal]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Fame]

Anyone (American) wishing death upon the president isn’t thinking clearly. I’m glad some of our most dedicated citizens started flying the E-6B Mercury last night as a giant fuck around and find out to anyone looking to exploit this moment. They took off a good half hour before the announcement. I haven’t looked this morning but they are probably still up there.

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by hobart [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't find the tax thing to be too interesting. The outrage comes over the idea that a "billionaire" is not paying his fair share or somehow cheating.

My children get outraged over the idea of not getting ice cream for breakfast and when the scoops randomly and disproportionately favor one kid's portion over the other.

To me, im just scooping ice cream, and i don't eat the shit so i don't really give a shit, and so I just pat the noisy one on the head and give her a "There there"

Its important not to take children too seriously; especially when they're grasping at straws and alluding to abstract concepts that "should", but don't, actually exist in the real world; "should", according to, and always morphing in favor, of they:themselves, mind you. Ive literally never heard one of them say that i meeded to give one of their sisters more;to make it "fair". I guess that's why coveting is a sin.

They never complain about the fact that im not scooping additional servings for the brown kids down the street. In fact, the concept that they're cheating the little brown kids down the street out of their share never even comes to mind.

Oh well.

[BlackBellamy]

“I can confirm these flights were pre-planned missions. They were timed to occur right after we received the positive result from Operation Immunity Wall. Once the President has developed the Executive Antibody, it will be available as a vaccine to all the registered Republican landowners with at least 3 white grandparents, with others to follow as supplies allow."

-Karen Singer
U.S. Strategic Command
Chief of Media Operations

actual reporting

[Fame]

I don’t believe it

[BlackBellamy]

Yeah it's been confirmed.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Woke Locc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes mischief there since it's legal misbehavior.

I deleted the boring part btw

What's the misbehavior? I'm enjoying sex and it's more enjoyable because it's on film and I'm paying money and that also turns me on and it's all legal and everyone is a consenting adult?

Is this some puritan thing? Like activities you don't personally approve of are mischief?

If you're going to argue definitions try to be a little good-faith about it and not just pull stuff right out of your opinion can. Use the commonly accepted one so there is some meetings of the minds.

[Mota]

Fake news. Coronavirus is a liberal hoax that disappeared weeks after the first few cases, and then was destroyed again by the warm weather.

Trump has rona. Fucking hilarious. The only surprising part is how long it took him to catch it.

[Woke Locc]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's the misbehavior? I'm enjoying sex and it's more enjoyable because it's on film and I'm paying money and that also turns me on and it's all legal and everyone is a consenting adult?

Is this some puritan thing? Like activities you don't personally approve of are mischief?

If you're going to argue definitions try to be a little good-faith about it and not just pull stuff right out of your opinion can. Use the commonly accepted one so there is some meetings of the minds.

Mischief is like buggery, you only get in trouble if there's damage.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Mota [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fucking hilarious.

When Boris Johnson was infected around the first week of April his approval plummeted almost immediately.

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We'll know what happens to Trump's shortly.

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