CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

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[JurisDictum]

it's a crime how this was handled. I am so sorry, Mead. So sorry nobody gets it either, what's really going on i mean. the political situation is nuts. must be hard to listen to the floridians around you.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nah i meant we cooked up and they cooked down

no one will ever know the true numbers or will be able to even define what true means

i bet in 60 years it will be illegal to deny the covidcaust in at least 3 western nations

wouldn't it be funny if the final covid toll is 6 million?

That would definitely not be funny. However, given the spread in India and Latin America, who knows...

[Nirgon]

Some of you guys are coming around and seeing the light of all this.

Fauci promoted Hillary while she lied under oath. It's true.

[Nirgon]

https://twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/stat...63994296553475

[BlackBellamy]

Ok I'm having another GENIUS-LEVEL idea. I know because I woke up with a nosebleed this morning and I ran out of cocaine back when NYSE closed the floor and all my friends went home for four months now.

Anyway, someone was talking about the efficacy of various PPE and they mentioned that people wearing bandannas might as well be wearing dishcloths for all the good that does. For those of you who don't know, geniuses work by observing tenuous connections between seeming unrelated things in order to make something new and wonderful (see Al Sharpton).

I want to combine our desire to live with our desire to be comfortable. Whether you want to cool off your boys or like a nice stiff breeze up your flappin clam, while at the same time maintaining proper PPE coverage, this is for you.

Poopsockettes and poopsockers, I present to you my idea:

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(I had to make my own model because if you look at https://www.google.com/search?q=loincloth it's literally all white guys pretending to be Tarzan and I'm not a racist or a cultural inappropriator).

[Nirgon]

wonderin about u pal

[Asteria]

Don't u wish coronavirus took me away to the great Elf heavens? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

wonderin about u pal

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Some of you guys are coming around and seeing the light of all this.

Exactly the number of deaths I was afraid of in january we've hit. So this is exactly what we were afraid of happening. Only you thought this was going to be some movie plot.

There is no "light to see", there are only corpses and your smiling face.

You should think about that.