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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 05-15-2020, 12:15 AM
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Glad this joke is almost over
Not if the Chicken Little's have their way.

We haven't even seen the havoc this is going to cause the housing and commercial real estate industries yet. Gonna be a ton of defaults next month when the triple payments are due; as well as the large volume of eviction proceedings that will begin since a large number of renters entered into rent deferment programs (which aren't forgivable in a bankruptcy, btw) that they have no intention of repaying.

Most of the major residential and commercial REITs are down 50 to 75% in anticipation of their incoming insolvency, and subsequent bankruptcies.

On the bright side, perhaps this will instigate a domino effect with reputable lenders walking away from loans underwater when their equity drops, thereby creating an opportunity for entry for people looking to become first-time homeowners; no homo.

Lets have a moment of silence for the speculative "landlord", it will be so sad to hear them regale us with tales of losing their 6th income property in the great depression of 2020/2021
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Old 05-15-2020, 12:37 AM
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On the bright side, perhaps this will instigate a domino effect with reputable lenders walking away from loans underwater when their equity drops, thereby creating an opportunity for entry for people looking to become first-time homeowners; no homo.
This is the gold standard of internet posts 😂
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Old 05-15-2020, 12:52 AM
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You can't control anything. Or anyone.
We had a guy in high school that had a car and we called him Eddie U-turn because when we piled into the bomb to go cruising for hot foxes if anyone spotted anything we would go "U-turn!!!" and he would just automatically pull a u-turn at that instant regardless of traffic laws and we would look at each other and make joystick motions with our hands.

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I saw that same motion in a corporate meeting room decades later when some guy sent his subordinate on some errand and then turned to his buddy and put his fist on top of his palm and did the little joystick motion. I didn't know it was so universal.
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Old 05-15-2020, 02:23 AM
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This is the gold standard of internet posts 😂
He’s rooting for a repeat economic collapse of 2008-2009. That pretty much raised suicides and opioid addiction such that life expectancy dropped across much of the US, but I guess let’s go for round 2
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Old 05-15-2020, 08:00 AM
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As a CPIM licensed supply chain manager, if youre a little bitch whose afraid to shake my hand, im automatically dismissing you as a viable vendor, FYI.
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We have soap. Do you corona skeptics not believe in soap anymore? Hand washing is more effective than anything else anyway

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Glad this joke is almost over
Lol the chromosome heros in this thread. Gogogogo catch it hero's
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Old 05-15-2020, 08:20 AM
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You're not a hero for being a coward. Despite what tv says
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Old 05-15-2020, 09:57 AM
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We had a guy in high school that had a car and we called him Eddie U-turn because when we piled into the bomb to go cruising for hot foxes if anyone spotted anything we would go "U-turn!!!" and he would just automatically pull a u-turn at that instant regardless of traffic laws and we would look at each other and make joystick motions with our hands.

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I saw that same motion in a corporate meeting room decades later when some guy sent his subordinate on some errand and then turned to his buddy and put his fist on top of his palm and did the little joystick motion. I didn't know it was so universal.
Fucking Russian humor.

U got me.
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Old 05-15-2020, 10:13 AM
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You're not a hero for being a coward. Despite what tv says
Being a plague bearer isn’t brave. You’re the human equivalent of vermin, in scientific terms. However, I don’t see you that way. You’re simply a lost soul. I will pray for you, but I fear I won’t see you in Valhalla, where even now they feast in my honor
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Old 05-15-2020, 10:16 AM
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Hint: the Japanese wear masks. The Japanese have a higher IQ than you

Alex Jones has an IQ of 70 and his LCA is 99% occluded by butter. It’s clear who you should listen to

hope this helps!
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Old 05-15-2020, 10:55 AM
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Im not bearing a plague dumb ass. Japanese are smart but also little cucks. Why are u so obsessed with alex jones
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