Are you fat?

[DinoTriz]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.

[kich1414]

Fatty here. I ate an apple like 2 weeks ago and my stomach still isn't right. My mom finally bought that can of compressed air so the cheez doodle dust that was stuck under my 'KL:" keys is gone and I feel like a new man. Unfortunately the mountain dew I spilled all over my mouse and mouse pad has still left me unable to right click. I'll keep you guys posted about the whole MD situation.

PS. I think this russian chick I been talking to in yahoo chat likes me, after sending her $500 to fix her car she sent me a picture of her face. I think she's a model cause it had a shutterstock logo printed on it. #i'mdatingamodell

[MagpieRockyl]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.

LOL

[Irulan]

I'm going to keep losing weight through role-playing a favored trans whore informant in aushwitz.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Irulan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm going to keep losing weight through role-playing a favored trans whore informant in aushwitz.

anne frank diary had a joke about that. something like Dutch girls being mattresses for the german soldiers.

[tsuchang]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.

Another great post. I'm still chuckling, (not chortling).

[Rygar]

I'm lean with love-handles, am I allowed to post in this thread or will I be harvested?

Nice to have you back skarlorn, MagpieRockyl is a clever cover

[MagpieRockyl]

Originally Posted by Rygar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm lean with love-handles, am I allowed to post in this thread or will I be harvested?

Nice to have you back skarlorn, MagpieRockyl is a clever cover

love handles are permissible as long as you admit you are doing SOMETHING about it, or the DEEP shame of existing with them, or else i will claw your eyes out

[Rygar]

Originally Posted by MagpieRockyl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

love handles are permissible as long as you admit you are doing SOMETHING about it, or the DEEP shame of existing with them, or else i will claw your eyes out

I'm pretty indifferent to them to be honest. Can't exercise and forumquest, know what I mean?

[Vheran]

Crunches and push ups between "try red" posts