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Old 02-04-2018, 02:13 PM
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Baler is confirmed mad.
LOL I clicked expected you to have posted this. You did not fail to deliver. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 02-04-2018, 02:16 PM
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-- Each time you're moved, you're given a recall function that can be triggered in case of emergency. Each one is different and it is a random combination of one second clips of a movie made for the [redacted], also known as the [redacted]. Produced in the later 70's or early 80's, depending on your origin, this film is approximately eight hours long and articulates to the view that every [redacted] will eventually become the god of a planet created specifically for them. The algorithm uses one second clips from this eight hour film and places them end to end and they are played for you in rapid sequence with a strobe effect that imprints the images into your memory in such a way that traveling to alternate dimensions has no effect on it, I spoke with a technician once and he described it to me like adding information to your brain's ability to autonomously sneeze. As in, sneeze, oh yeah I'm from a different dimension. Using this code as well as a Type 3 Jump Kit, you're able to retrieved. Type 3 Jump Kits can be found in most metropolitan environments and typically are hidden in plain sight, most commonly it's simply a canned soda machine that when a certain sequence is pressed produces a can that is identical to a normal canned soda except for the origin being Philresh, PA. The astute among you will understand that this city does not in fact exist. When opened, it releases a radiological isotope which can be detected via sensitive listening equipment. Combined with your code, you're able to exfiltrate home. For sake of example I will include my own code.

1. A short Japanese woman in her 20's cleans stainless steel dishes in a dirty looking, half-lit kitchen.
2. Four security guards with white gloves in what looks to be a synchronized dance routine with whistles in their mouths.
3. A picture of a bear in the forest with steam coming from it's opened mouth as it looks left to right.
4. Several dingy looking beds in a very dirty room with a child sitting in the floor beside them.
5. Earths arranged to form a helix pointing downward on a background of a gaseous universe with bright stars.

I can share these because for better or worse you would not be able to replicate them in your mind anymore than you could open your mouth and speak a bar code or use your hands to clap a description of the Mona Lisa. Since being here, I've seen two instances of similar procedures that really paint a picture of the past. Before it was big, before governments got involved with alternate realities, people got pretty willy nilly with it and sometimes I think some of those people either left notes on the procedure or are creating works of fiction using this procedure as a subtle inside joke to the few hundred people who are here on business, but that's another story for another day. Suffice it to say, the governments sucked the fun out of it but imagine the kind of stuff people got up to before all the regulation, it would be like if you were depending on Marlboro or Coca-Cola to be responsible with something similar to time travel. In a nutshell, a lot more people would smoke cigarettes and drink soda, haha.
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Old 02-04-2018, 02:57 PM
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Definitely read the first sentence.
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Old 02-04-2018, 03:44 PM
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I know I did and I fully understand why they were deleted. The following day I was thinking if I should petition myself to get them removed. I just hope the staff don't hold it against me.

ps. Save your mean words mead.
When you stop acting like a nut, I will stop pointing it out

In between that we can be bffs
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I think OP thought Rants and Flames meant "O gosh darn I'm so angry about this thing! O look, here's a place where I can vent about that!"

But didn't realize that this is more like... P99's 4chan or something.

except instead of random anons its a shark attack of a small clique that posts here all the time. so he's doubly fucked.
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Old 02-04-2018, 03:55 PM
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When you stop acting like a nut, I will stop pointing it out

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Psychological projection is not the healthiest way to deal with emotions, however, it is a difficult habit for some people to break. Next time you begin to project your feelings onto someone else, stop and ask yourself why you are engaging in this behavior.
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Old 02-04-2018, 05:55 PM
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But what if you're just projecting your psychological projection by insinuating that he's psychologically projecting? That'll bake yer noodle.
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Old 02-04-2018, 06:03 PM
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Old 02-04-2018, 06:18 PM
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Thread did not deliver as expected. Sucks now.
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Old 02-04-2018, 06:19 PM
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Hahah man the dude still got my app

Back in the days I really got under people's skin in RnF, pheer was one of my many victims as you can see.

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Get me a key for that new DBZ game. I promise ill stop cyberbullying you everytime you reply to a random post of mine and cry about how traumatized you are that I made a joke thread about you on april fools 4 years ago
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Old 02-05-2018, 12:00 AM
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Baler you got your posts deleted in the fungi giveaway thread. Almost got to join your buddy.

How does it feel to be nuts?
I like how some people get their posts deleted while others get banned for trolling feel good threads.

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